Joke of the Day ! (Warning: lack of humour within!)

[unclelumpy]

ROFLOL

[Spider44]

Thanks brother,

[Spider44]

Up here in Caanaada, we get dis sense of humor, from sittin' around all day, watching it snow, eh ?

People from de states think I slow, eh ? ..cause I talk like dis, eh ?

LOL

[Ray05]

funny jokes

all of which were easily copy/pasted from the internet

[Spider44]

A very shy guy goes into a bar and sees a beautiful woman sitting at the bar. After an hour of gathering up his courage he finally goes over to her and asks, tentatively, "Um, would you mind if I chatted with you for a while?"
To which she responds by yelling, at the top of her lungs, "No, I won't sleep with you tonight!"
Everyone in the bar is now staring at them. Naturally, the guy is hopelessly and completely embarrassed and he slinks back to his table.
After a few minutes, the woman walks over to him and apologizes. She smiles at him and says, "I'm sorry if I embarrassed you. You see, I'm a graduate student in psychology and I'm studying how people respond to embarrassing situations."
To which he responds, at the top of his lungs, "What do you mean $200 for a blowjob?"

[Spider44]

This fellow comes to confession. "Father," he said, "forgive me for I have sinned."
The priest asked, "What did you do, my son?"
"I lusted," the fellow replied.
"Tell me about it," the pries it said.
The fellow then related his story. "Father, I am a deliveryman for UPS.
Yesterday I was making a delivery in the city. When I rang the bell, the door opened and there stood the most beautiful woman I have ever seen. She had long blonde hair and eyes like emeralds. She was dressed in a sheer dressing gown that showed her perfect figure. And, she asked if I would like to come in."
"And, what did you do, my son?" asked the priest. "Father, I did not go in the house but I lusted. Oh, how I lusted," replied the man.
"Your sin has been forgiven," replied the priest. "You will get your reward in heaven, my son."
"A reward, father? What do you think my reward might be?" the fellow asked.
The priest replied, "I think a bale of hay would be appropriate, you jackass."

[Warlord1985]

Dude awesome jokes!!!

Ray holy crap you posted!!

[The Amazing Nightcrawler]

holy crap!!! RAY POSTED??? hell must have froze over.

[Spider44]

A knockout young lady decided she wanted to get rich quick. So she proceeded to find herself a rich 73 year old man planning to screw him to death on their wedding night.
The courtship and wedding went off without any problem, in spite of the half-century age difference. On the first night of her honeymoon, she got undressed, and waited for him to come out of the bathroom to come to bed.
When he emerged, however, he had nothing on except a rubber to cover his 12 inch erection, and he was carrying a pair of earplugs and a pair of noseplugs.
Fearing her plan had gone amiss, she asked, "What are those for?"
The old man replied, "There are just two things I can't stand: the sound of a woman screaming... and the smell of burning rubber!"


[img]graemlins/idea.gif[/img] note: ..this joke is not so much funny, as it is scary.

[newsiegirlk]

Max that is just wrong